Mock Banana Pudding

no

i am not advocating

that we all make fun of 

banana pudding

but i AM

in favor

of

playing around a bit

i love pudding

but summer is coming

and to eat pudding is a good thing

to appear you are filled with pudding

is not

just for clarification

this does not taste like pudding

but it is creamy

and can be as sweet as you like

and has the requisite

nilla wafers

and chunks of bananas

and is really quite good 

for breakfast

or dessert

mock banana pudding
(printable recipe)

 17 oz tub non-fat or 2% FAGE greek style plain yogurt

(you can use any thick plain yogurt you like, but this is really delish)

1/2 vanilla bean

1 tsp vanilla extract

2 tsp honey

2 bananas

20 miniature nilla wafers

split the vanilla bean in half and scrape out the seeds. drop into the yogurt. add the vanilla and honey. stir to combine.  slice or cut the bananas in chunks.  layer with the yogurt and nilla wafers in a parfait glass.

enjoy without guilt

you can thank me later